Obama Delivers

Our silver-tongued community organizer in Washington finally delivered on Presidential promises of job creation.

With the help of CEO Immelt, of the same General Electric that owned NBC during Obama’s emergence as a candidate for and eventual winner of camp-out rights in the White House, tens of thousands of jobs were created.

The pyre of broken Obama promises includes one to govern with open doors, but the massive job creation move came closely on the heels of a very secret meeting with former President Bill Clintstone and Chinese Premier Hu, so secret that it was in the living quarters with no one else present.

So G.E. handed plans and high tech assistance for China to create tens of thousands of jobs for Chinese workers, followed by the President creating a consultancy for Immelt to do more goodwill in the name of economic prosperity.

Okay so the jobs were Shangahai’ed but one has to look at the bright side that an election is coming and--since there’s no 2012 census--thousands of former Acorn workers may be able to staff election turnout efforts, unless, of course, President Obama brushes up on his Cantonese (language, not menus) and decidees to run ‘over there’ to capitalize on new admiration from adoring billions.

And you really wonder why I want to enjoy my golden years in Mexico, a land of burgeoning estate opportunities blooming as their residents flee across our border at the rate of 50,000 per month?