Dialed-In

[ phone ]

"Hi, Mr Gensle, this is Kathy Wilson calling on behalf of the Phoenix Firefighters Auxiliary..."


"Ms. Wilson, we have a station 6 blocks down the street and we'll call you if it's smoky or flaming in here!"
[click]


[ phone ]
"Good evening, this is the Little Sisters of the Poor, and I--"
"Please have one of the BIG sisters call, and the bigger the better if you know what I mean, thanks!"
[ click ]


[phone]
"Mr Gensle, I'm Lori Preston with Valley of the Sun Visiting Nurse Association--"


"Wow, could you send me a hottie in fishnets and garters please because--," and she interrupts, "We're calling about Mary Frances, your Mom?"


[gulp]