Gettin' Lucky

"Whattaya mean, 'Got lucky,' bruh!,' I charmed her, sent flowers, sweet-talked her after sittin' through a 3-kleenex chick-flick.... Hell, I even snuck out with the panties she was wearin' and Mmmmm they smelled sah-weeeet on the way over here!"



"No, dude, got lucky like Toby got a call from the Free Clinic and shit, tellin' him she had the clap, and he hadda go in and get his ass jammed with two shots of penicillin the size of popsicles so she's prolly okay, now."


"WHEN!?"

"Yesterday."

"That fuckin' slut," and he thought a minute before vigorously washing his face in a handful of beer.