Renown (in conservative) and in some (liberal-left) circles 'notorious' Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has learned the Mexican drug cartel has put a $1 million contract on his head.
Known for enforcement actions against some of the 495,000 illegals who cross into Arizona every year and are stopped/found to be breaking other laws, to the delight of an electorate that keeps the zealous senior citizen sporting the badge, Arpaio seems nonplussed at a death threat with payola attached.
Before you decide to assassinate our most dedicated public servant, a few of us Arizonans and this blogger are just wondering....
After you slay poor Joe, what is the Mexican Mafia's Drug Cartel Division's cell-phone number that you're going to dial to claim your windfall?
Just how, exactly, are you gonna say, "Pay up, asshole," [because I really think you should practice that speech] in light of the fact their Juarez, Mexico, Chapter (Lodge? Franchise?) is murdering 400 people a month just across the river from El Paso, Texas?
And like any good reporter worth his salt, my last question is two-fold: What collection agency will you use to go after the mob once you figure out you're not Grand Marshall of their next 'Cinco del Estupido' parade or will you sue for breach of contract...and what the hell were you thinking when you sparked the ire of law abiding citizens already angry about a literal invasion Washington, D.C. chooses to ignore?
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Well, a rant worth reading. I cannot get past the Cinco de Estupido parade. Do you have to wear party hats for that one ;)
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