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Friday, March 19, 2010

Tidying Up

"Kalispell Police, Officer Cleburne, is this an emergency?"


"Uh, well I don't think so because I'm just calling to report a missing person...my wife."


"Where and when did you last see her, sir?"


"Right here, we're about 8 miles outta town, and I think it was May 6th."


"Sir, MAY ain't here yet!"


Clifton didn't like the officer's tone and gently placed the phone back on its cradle, grateful the bears hadn't left him with much clean-up work to do but, dammit!, he needed that report for the insurance company.

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