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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Toyotas Gone Wild: Open Season on the Open Road

Maybe you're not scared of Toyotas and their current acceleration maladies but I am, especially, after seeing video of a runaway Prius peace officers had to stop by putting the cop cruiser in front of the Prius' bumper at 94 miles per hour: ninety-freakin'-four.


I'd like to stencil the back window of my car or get a reflective bumper sticker:


ATTN: TOYOTA--CHANGE LANES NOW


TOYOTA: FREE GAS NEXT LEFT


TOYOTA: ROAD KILL REDEFINED


TOYOTA: RETURN TO SENDER